Tomorrow…
Tomorrow I will go to an apple orchard and purchase the most impressive pumpkin ever purchased.
And I will drive home with two children.
And then I will carve the most grotesque jack-o-lantern you’ve ever laid eyes on. Hand to God. There will be proof of it tomorrow.
Eight and Three-Year-Old’s the world over will be impressed. Mark my words. Even if I have to enlist some help. Which I won’t. I won’t need any help. I promise you that much. So for that one person who is sitting waiting for me to beg him to let him help carve a pumpkin I say…
Buy your own f’n pumpkin.
Love ya anyway :))
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