Tomorrow I will go to an apple orchard and purchase the most impressive pumpkin ever purchased.

And I will drive home with two children.

And then I will carve the most grotesque jack-o-lantern you’ve ever laid eyes on.  Hand to God.  There will be proof of it tomorrow.

Eight and Three-Year-Old’s the world over will be impressed.  Mark my words. Even if I have to enlist some help.  Which I won’t.  I won’t need any help.  I promise you that much.  So for that one person who is sitting waiting for me to beg him to let him help carve a pumpkin I say…

Buy your own f’n pumpkin.

Love ya anyway :))


~ by Just Me on October 10, 2008.

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